冬瓜豆腐

如果佢有乜～，我就捉住你嚟問

他要有甚麼三長兩短的，我就唯你是問

你要注意安全，有乜冬瓜豆腐就麻烦㗎喇

你要注意安全，有什么三长两短就麻烦了

萬一有乜冬瓜豆腐點算呀？

What if something unexpected happens?

點呀，我飲你杯茶唔係容易㗎，我假假地都有幾百文薪水，如果有乜冬瓜豆腐，我的老婆仔女點呀。

What's the deal? Drinking your cup of tea isn't easy. I do earn a few hundred bucks even if it's not that much. If there are any accidents, what would my wife and kids do?

南華大胆起用陳天送 今天任中堅 如一旦有冬瓜豆腐時 調出郭錦洪

South China daringly appoints Chan Tin-sung, Kwok Kam-hung to switch with Yam Chung-kin in the case of any accident

这么样的选择，丈夫没有变化就好，只要丈夫有什么冬瓜豆腐的，对不起，Cher那时候就慢慢地哭去吧。

With this kind of decision, all is good if there's no change with the husband. If the husband has any unexpected mishap, sorry to say, but Cher will just slowly cry away then.

不過，先至聲明，贏輸各安天命，有甚麼冬瓜豆腐，不要怨我。

But for the record, winning and losing is up to fate. If there's any unexpected misfortune, don't blame me.

如果有咩冬瓜豆腐，有一次考差咗的話點算？

What if there's some unexpected misfortune and do poorly on an exam?

佢如果有乜～就唯你是问。

他要是有个三长两短就拿你是问

有乜～就唔好喇。

有什么三长两短就不好了